It had a Mary Sue, demonstrated by the fact… The Eye of Argon is an infamous original fantasy story by Jim Theis. The Adventures of Dark Yagami A Death Note Fan Fiction so bizarre and weird, I wasn’t even able to finish it. Today, it's gone. TV Shows: Game of Thrones fanfiction archive with over 9,332 stories. "Only after you have kissed the fleeting stead of death, wretch!" Why infamous? Marty Stu - Grignr. He published The Eye of Argon in a fanzine in 1970 at age 16. A tale of teenaged awkwardness, private school politics, and, most of all, Artemis' horrendous social skills. Narm - A challenge at Sci Fi conventions is to read as far as you can in a dramatic voice without laughing. Perkins: THE EYE OF ARGON is the delightful tale by Jim Theis that, legend has it, won the Worst Story award at a certain Bay Area science fiction competition for fifteen years running -- and was only entered once! The Bottom of the Barrel The story introduces Grignr the Barbarian, closely resembling Conan but worse-tempered, worse-spelt and harder to pronounce. I'll have to admit that the story was probably unsalvageable. 4. At this the gem gave off a blinding glow, then dribbled through Grignr's fingers in a slimy red ooze. Fetish Retardant - With descriptions such as "[Carthena's] sagging nipples" and "the amorphos [sic], broad bleated [sic] female," Fetish Retardant abounds. ... Decades earlier than “My Immortal,” the science fiction world was holding dramatic readings of “The Eye of Argon,” an overwrought and egregiously written imitation of a “Conan the Barbarian” story. 1 À droit, à gauche » by mentosmorii When Artemis attended Saint Bartleby's, there was a particularly bold student who took to ribbing Artemis, calling him Left-Foot Fowl, as "he had two left feet, and couldn't kick a football with either of them". Fanfiction existed earlier than the internet, of course, getting published in fanzines and making the rounds at conventions. James F. Theis (pronounced "Tice") was born August 9, 1953 and died March 26, 2002. returned Grignr. Bile Fascination - Arguably the only reason it's so well-known. Come in to read, write, review, and interact with other fans. My opinions on the Top Five (sorry, I can’t think of ten) Worst Fan Fictions (That I’ve read): 5. Well, take a look at this excerpt: "Prepare to embrace your creators in the stygian haunts of hell, barbarian", gasped the first soldier. Literature Not much to say really.. Grignr stepped back, pushing Carthena behind him. The Eye of Argon is a violent sexual crime against all taste, decency, dramaturgy, narrative, grammatical correctness and characterization that you could possibly desire from any story, no matter in how modest of a dose. Yesterday I found a little treasure of fanfic -- a story that seemed to be the literary successor to the famous Eye of Argon -- posted over on FFN. Fanfic writer Jemima Pereira reviews The Eye of Argon, and probably gives it more attention than it deserves. It's pretty much as close to a real-life, unironic version of Peter Chimaera and his works, that one can come. Kalla!" The droplets of slime slowly converged into a pulsating jelly-like mass. I'm a sad Critic. He did … True or not, ever since this story was discovered in 1970 it … Carthena gaped at the gem gasping in a terrified manner "The eye of Argon, Oh!

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